Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Another Industry's Hand is Out for the Bail Out

I was reading through the CNN website and saw the headline, Porn industry seeks federal bailout. The first thing I did was check to see that I was not diverted to another website such as "the Onion.com". Nope, I was at CNN alright. So the next thing I did was read the article. No way this could be serious. I wanted to see what the joke was. Well, the joke was on me (or us taxpayers). Larry Flint (Hustler) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild videos) were trying to make the case of how important the porn industry actually is to the US and of course they should be bailed out. That made me doubt the article that much more. How could they actually go to Congress with a straight face and ask for the money. Then it occurred to me...they have to have pictures on many of the members. How else could they possibly bring this up? Further commentary by Campbell Brown said it best, Leave it to Joe Francis and Larry Flynt to show the absurdity of the bailout. Let me just say this, if they get it, I am going next. I would require far less to get me through this tough time and once I am through it, I will be a strong contributor to the economy again.

6 comments:

Dennis the Vizsla said...

I hope Congress is careful here; after all, we don't know where that hand has been ...

Pam Lambros said...

:-)I think someone has pictures.

Miska said...

Everyone is saying, "spend, spend, spend" to get us out of the recession. Did Government provide guidelines on what one/they should spend money on? LOL.

Pam Lambros said...

Now I know what the criteria is. :-)

prairieflounder said...

-"pictures on many of the members."
I always wondered what "Money Shot" meant!

-pf

Tour Wonk said...

porn sucks!