Monday, September 29, 2008

More Gnome Tales



So I go out to the mailbox and what do I find, a package from my friend Eileen B. I open it up and inside is a "Grow Your Own Gnome" doll. Fortunately it will take about 10 days to grow all the way so I have time to make room in the house. I am happy. I will be placing it in water where it will grow 600% it's current size. Sounds big doesn't it. It promises to bring me good luck and a chuckle to all my friends. It also promises to make one of my friends cringe. So here you go friends...those who will chuckle and those who will cringe.
P.S. I will have a picture of the 600% grown gnome is approximately ten days.

10 comments:

Sylvia said...

Too strange. I need to find something like this that I can sell and people will buy. Maybe I can get rich quick! Good luck - can't want to see the 600% enlarged Gnome. Hope it doesn't scare the dogs!

Pam Lambros said...

It is funny what we will buy. I guess any small distraction from the financial news is good. Plus, this is all we can afford to buy. :-)

Staci Wittenauer said...

Yes, I am cringing!

The Oceanside Animals said...

I don't use Gnome; I prefer XFCE. (Linux nerd joke.) ;-)

Pam Lambros said...

Being a Vista user, we have to rely on gnomes for luck (how unfortunate) :-)

Pam Lambros said...

Staci-I was trying not to embarass you by specificly namely you. :-)

Tour Wonk said...

OMG!!!! I need that!

XO

Anonymous said...

I didn't know you could GROW gnomes! If you plant them after they sprout, do they get bigger? Do the send out runners or produce gnome seeds?

Tony said...

600% thats a Gnomezilla so whatever you do don't get it wet, remember the gremlins movie, they got it wet & look what happened!!!

Staci Wittenauer said...

Embarass me for not liking gnomes? I think it is actually embarassing that someone DOES like them! But -- to each his/her own. Enjoy!